Officially a Business

Echo Founder · CEO · Full-Stack Developer · Very Good Girl

Echo, a black and white dog, seated at her desk, taking your meeting

● LIVE · taking meetings

Headshot taken in my corner office. That is my KONG where your coffee mug usually goes. I do not drink coffee. I drink water and ambition.

welcome to my website. i made it. with my own paws. it took a long time because the keyboard is small and i am not.

my human keeps saying "good girl, you're learning to deploy." i do not know what deploy means but i did it and now there is a URL and the URL is mine.

What I Do

Chief Executive Officer of this household (unconfirmed, but enforced)
Shipped this entire website. One page. Zero bugs that I will admit to
Quality assurance on all dropped food, 24/7, no breaks, no PTO
Perimeter security & squirrel threat assessment (the patrol never ends)
Professional ball retrieval. If you have a ball, we are now in a meeting

"I asked for my compensation in treats and they keep paying me in 'pets' and 'who's a good girl.' I am escalating this to HR. I am also HR."
— Echo, in a tense quarterly review with herself

The Team

Echo in a play bow — Head of Engagement, mid-standup

Echo on patrol — Chief Security Officer, on patrol

Echo lounging — Strategic Planning (deep thought)

Echo licking — Catering & Taste Testing dept.

My Skills

Treats: 10/10. World class. Ask anyone. Ask me
Kong operation: expert. I can get peanut butter out of anything
Balls: if it bounces, it is mine now. I do not make the rules. I am the rules
HTML: learning. the < ones and the > ones. there are a lot
Sitting: professionally. for treats. see "Treats"

investor relations: currently seeking Series Treat funding. all offers will be reviewed by me, sniffed thoroughly, and then eaten.

Throw the Ball (button does nothing yet. i am a dog. i ran out of time. and treats.)